just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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