It's just like the Real World with babies
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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