Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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