Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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