And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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