I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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