Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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