It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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