there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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