I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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