I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this just has baby written all over it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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