she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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