Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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