im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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