Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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