remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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