Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We are two peas in an std pod
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
