You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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