Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This house was built for laser tag.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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