i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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