So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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