Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
