After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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