The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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