Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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