I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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