your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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