Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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