i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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