i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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