Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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