He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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