how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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