I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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