He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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