i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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