I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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