The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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