I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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