Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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