I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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