dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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