I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
