Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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