So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can you bring me the toilet please
me + whiskey = a bad person
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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