let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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