i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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