Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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