Im at strip club and am horny
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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