at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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