So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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