I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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