I'm drive I can fine osifer
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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