I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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