I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
