I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
