How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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