bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Floor bacon is actually really good
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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